MURPHY’s TECHNOLOGY LAWS

Murphy’s Technology Law #1: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

Murphy’s Technology Law #2: All’s well that ends… period.

Murphy’s Technology Law #3: A meeting is an event at which minutes are kept and hours are lost.

Murphy’s Technology Law #4: The first myth of management is that it exists.

Murphy’s Technology Law #5: A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.

Murphy’s Technology Law #6: New systems generate new problems.

Murphy’s Technology Law #7: To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Murphy’s Technology Law #8: We don’t know one-millionth of one percent about anything.

Murphy’s Technology Law #9: Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

Murphy’s Technology Law #10: A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.

One Liner
Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.