ADVICE FROM AN OLD FARMER

~ Don’t judge folks by their relatives. 

~ Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 

~ Live a good, righteous life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time. 

~ Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none. 

~ Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. 

~ If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’. 

~ Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. 

~ The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’. 

~ Always drink upstream from the herd. 

~ Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. 

~ Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in. 

~ If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.

One Liner

Nobody’s a complete idiot. There are always some parts missing.