My neighbor banged on the wall at 4:30 am this morning! Can you believe it??

Lucky I was awake listening to music.

They banged and shouted, “Can we have a little respect please?”

I shouted back, “I’m not a big Aretha Franklin fan but this one’s for you!”

One Liner
Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That’ll freak you right out.