Pregnant with my third child, I was stricken with a bout of morning sickness and lay down on the living-room couch to rest. Just then one of the workmen who was doing repairs in my house walked by and gave me a curious look.

“Taking a little break,” I explained. “I’m in my first trimester.”

“Really?” he said. “What’s your major?”

One Liner

When people say, “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too.” What good is a stupid cake you can’t eat? What, should I eat someone else’s cake instead??