A scientist goes out to research the behavior of the giant rat of Sumatra. Accompanied by his trusty guide, he seeks out the rats in the deep jungles of Borneo.

Suddenly, in the distance, they hear tribal drums. The guide announces, “I don’t like the sound of those drums.”

As they trek onward the drums get louder and louder until they sound quite close indeed. The guide says, “I really don’t like the sound of those drums!”

Suddenly the drums stop, and a voice from the darkness cries out,

“Hey man, he’s not our regular drummer!”

One Liner
Just because you’re smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.