I read a story about a study that tied male obesity to a virus.

One evening my brother came home exhausted from a long day at work.

“Did you see that article?” he asked.

“Yes. I’m not going in to work tomorrow. I’m calling in fat.”

One Liner
My mind is like an internet browser. At least 19 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen and I have no clue where the music is coming from.