Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.

“You know,” Mom said, “it’s not so bad. Skipper’s probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God.”

Susie stopped crying and asked, “What would God want with a dead dog?”

One Liner
The world’s best antidepressant has 4 legs, a wagging tail, and comes with unconditional love.