Two mice are exploring a movie studio warehouse. One of them finds a bit of old celluloid and starts chewing.
“What’s that?” asks the other mouse.
“Let me see…” says the first. “Ah, yes. It’s from ‘Gone With the Wind.’ “
“Is it good?” asks the second.
“Not so great,” replies the first. “The book was better.”
One Liner
What is in the middle of a jellyfish? Its jelly button.