Humor – May 29

Two mice are exploring a movie studio warehouse. One of them finds a bit of old celluloid and starts chewing.

“What’s that?” asks the other mouse.

“Let me see…”  says the first. “Ah, yes. It’s from ‘Gone With the Wind.’ “

“Is it good?” asks the second.

“Not so great,” replies the first. “The book was better.”

One Liner
What is in the middle of a jellyfish? Its jelly button.

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