Tom tried to calm himself down in the middle of a severe argument with his wife Janey. He said to her, “Let us not fight any more. We should try to sort this out in a level-headed manner.”

Fuming with anger, Janey replied, “No. Whenever we try to sort things out in a level-headed manner, I lose!”

One Liner
What’s the greatest worldwide use of cowhide? To hold cows together.