Patient: “Doctor, doctor! My wife has lost her voice! How can I help her get it back?”
Doctor: “Try coming home at 3 in the morning.”

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Nurse: Doctor! Doctor! There’s an invisible man in the waiting room!
Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him right now.

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Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Can I have second opinion?
Doctor: Of course, come back tomorrow!

One Liner
A lot of women say their husband never listens to them. I am proud to say I have never heard my wife say that.