First man: “I hear the First National Bank is looking for a new teller.”

Second man: “I thought they just hired a new teller last week.”

First man: “Right, that’s the one they’re looking for.”

One Liner
I got fired from my job because I kept asking the customers whether they would prefer “smoking or non-smoking?” Apparently, I should have been asking, “cremation or burial?”

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