One beautiful Sunday morning, a priest announced to his congregation:

“My good people, I have here in my hands four sermons…
a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes,
a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes,
a $10 sermon that lasts a full hour,
and a coin sermon that lasts till noon.

“Now, we’ll take the collection to see which one you want.”

One Liner
I’m terrified of elevators and I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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