A young woman greeted the census taker. “Good morning,” said the caller, “I’m taking the census and I’d like to ask you a few questions. Occupation?”

“Homemaker,” replied the woman.

“Husband’s occupation?”

“Manufacturer.”

“Children?”

“No,” said the woman. “Dresses.”

One Liner

Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall, and when it rang, I picked it up without knowing who was calling, and I’m alive.

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