A guy had to ask his neighbor for help getting his new sofa inside the apartment because it got stuck in the door.

After about twenty minutes of vigorous pushing and maneuvering, the guy pants, “I think we’ll have to call it a day. There’s no way we’re getting it inside.”

The neighbor looks at him slowly, “Wait, INSIDE?”

One Liner
It’s good to have self-confidence. It’s even better to have a reason for it.