SCHOOL FUNNIES

Father: How were the exam questions?
Son: Easy.
Father: Then why look so unhappy?
Son: The questions didn’t give me any trouble, just the answers!

Where was the Magna Carta signed?
At the bottom!

What are you going to be when you get out of school?
An old man!

What did you learn in school today?
Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.

Q: What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school cafeteria?
A: The food!

Teacher: “Why are you late on the first day of school?”
Student: “I saw a sign that said, ‘School Ahead: Go Slow.'”

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Forget it. It’s pointless.

Why is 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot? It’s not right.

One Liner
Sorry I haven’t gotten anything done today. I’ve been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.

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