My wife asked me this morning, “Whacha doin’ today?”

I said, “Nothing.”

She said, “That’s what you did yesterday.”

I said, “I wasn’t finished.”

One Liner
When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, they gave me a blank stare

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