Humor – August 26

KIDS’ LETTERS TO PASTORS

Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson.  Pete, Age 9, Phoenix

I’m sorry I can’t leave more money in the plate, but my father didn’t give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance?  Patty, Age 10, New Haven

I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland.  Loreen, Age 9, Tacoma

Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow.  Laurie, Age 10, New York City

Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God’s help or a new pitcher. Thank you.  Alexander, Age 10, Raleigh

My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don’t think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house.  Joshua, Age 10, South Pasadena

Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God?  Christopher, Age 9, Titusville

Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my class.  Carla, Age 10, Salina

One Liner
I thought I was a good person, but the way I react when people drive slowly in the left lane would suggest otherwise.

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