Husband’s text message (by cellphone):

Honey, I was involved in a car accident. Paula brought me to the hospital.

They have been making tests and taking X-rays.

The blow to my head was pretty bad. Fortunately, but seems that it did not cause any serious injury.

But I do have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot.

Wife’s response:

Who is Paula?

One Liner
It’s pretty obvious that if I run in front of a car, I will get tired but if I run *behind* a car, I will get exhausted.