WORDS YOU WON’T FIND IN THE DICTIONARY

1) Extraterrestaurant (n.) An eating place where you feel you’ve been abducted and experimented upon. Also known as an E-T-ry.

2) Faunacated (adj.) How wildlife ends up when its environment is destroyed. Hence faunacatering (v.), which has made a meal of many species.

3) Grantartica (n.) The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding.

4) Hemaglobe (n.) The bloody state of the world.

5) Intaxication (n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

6) Kinstirpation (n.) A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit.

7) Lullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep.

One Liner

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says, “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.