TRUTHS ABOUT CHILDREN

– A young child is a noise with dirt on it.

– An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

– A child will not spill on a dirty floor.

– Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

– Having children will turn you into your parents.

– If you have trouble getting your children’s attention, just sit down and look comfortable.

– Avenge yourself; live long enough to be a problem to your children.

One Liner

I lost my job at the bank on the very first day. A customer asked me to check his balance and I pushed him over.