It’s not a cat it’s…

> A small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.

> A wildlife control expert impersonator.

> An un-programmable animal.

> A four footed allergen.

> A hair relocation expert.

> A treat-seeking missile.

> A lap-warmer with a built-in buzzer.

> A small, furry lap fungus.

One Liner

I’m going to donate these bags of old clothes to Goodwill, but first I’m going to drive around with them in my trunk for 4 months.