A guy bought a new fridge. He put the old fridge in his front yard with a sign saying: “Free to good home, You want it — you take it.”   

For three days the fridge sat there. So he changed the sign to read: “Fridge for sale $50.”

The next day someone stole it. 

One Liner

Did you hear the one about the woman who threw her toaster away because it kept burning the bread? She was black toast intolerant.