Admiring the Christmas trees displayed in his neighbor’s windows, a child asks his father, “Daddy, can we have a Hanukkah Tree?”

“What? No, of course not,” says his father.

“Why not?” asks the child.

Bewildered, his father replies, “Because the last time we had dealings with a lighted bush, we spent 40 years in the wilderness.”

One Liner

Dear Santa, Before I try to explain myself, how much do you already know?