All the grand kids were visiting for Christmas. Before dinner, Grandma made a lengthy speech about being thankful for her extra-special blessings, her four grandchildren.

Two seconds after she stopped speaking, chaos ensued and the kids were yelling and grabbing for the homemade rolls. Grandma sat there, eyes closed with a tight squint on her face.

When asked what was the matter, she replied, “I’m just praying for a little patience to handle all these blessings.”

One Liner

Who needs Santa, when there is grandma?