THE TOP SEVEN THINGS OVERHEAD ON THE WISE MEN’S JOURNEY TO BETHLEHEM:

7 – Man, I’m starting to get a rush from this frankincense!

6 – You guys ever eat camel meat? I hear it tastes like chicken.

5 – You know, I used to go to school with a girl name Beth Lehem.

4 – What kind of name is Balthazar anyhow?  Phoenician?

3 – Hey, do you either of you know why “MYRRH” is spelled with a “Y” instead of a “U”?

2 – Okay, whose camel just spit?

1 – All this staring at a star while riding a camel is making me woozy.

One Liner

Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas