The Sunday School Christmas play was in full swing, but when the pastor asked, “What was it that guided the wise men from the East?” 

Right on cue the pre-schoolers, each with one large letter in their hands, turned their letters to face the audience. However, the last four kids in the lineup had somehow gotten out of sequence and the answer clearly shown in large bold letters was:

C H R I S T M A S    R A T S 

One Liner

You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.