A pastor and two of his deacons are out on the river fishing in their
rowboat. Twelve o’clock rolls around, and one of the deacons notices a nice
spot on the bank to have lunch. So they head over to the bank to eat.

The deacon stands up in the boat, steps out onto the river and walks over to
the bank. The pastor looks on with amazement, and thinks to himself, if his
deacon is holy enough to walk on water, surely he can.

The other deacon stands up, picks up the picnic basket, steps out of the
boat, and walks over to the bank and sits with the first deacon. Again, to
his amazement, the pastor thinks again, if his second deacon is holy enough
to walk on water, surely he can.

The pastor stands up, steps out of the boat, and sinks into the water. The
first deacon turns to the second and says, “Think we should have told him
where the rocks are?”

One Liner

Be careful or you’ll end up in my sermon.