At breakfast one day, a young wife eagerly waited for her husband to comment on her first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls. 

After several minutes with no reaction, she asked, “If I baked these commercially, how much do you think I could get for one of them?”

Without looking up from his paper her husband replied, “About 10 years.”

One Liner

You know you’re getting old when you have to use a shopping cart at the pharmacy.