Customer: “How much is a movie ticket?”

Ticket Seller: “Fifteen dollars.”

Customer: “How much for children’s tickets?”

Ticket Seller: “Still fifteen dollars.”

Customer: “Really? Airlines charge much less for kids!”

Ticket Seller: “Fine, put your kids on a plane somewhere and come to the movie yourself. You’ll enjoy it a lot more that way.”

One Liner

If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.