A diner in a restaurant started to choke on a bone.  Another diner rushed over and performed the Heimlich Maneuver. The bone popped out.

As the first man’s breath and voice returned he said, “You saved my life! How can I ever repay you?”

The other man grinned and said, “I’ll settle for one percent of what you were willing to pay while you were choking.”

One Liner

I hate people who can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.