My new neighbor lady owns several cats. On a recent visit to meet her, she introduced her cats to me. 

Neighbor: “That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract, that’s Alogue” 

Me: “Where on earth did you get such unusual names?”

Neighbor: “Oh, those are their last names. Their first names are Cat.”

One Liner

Bad weather reports are more likely to be accurate than good weather reports.