A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years. They had the following conversation:

Dr.: “Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water.”

Woman: “Ok.”

Dr: “Take the blue pill after lunch with two glasses of water.”

Woman: “Ok.”

Dr.: “Take the yellow pill after dinner with three glasses of water.”

After giving these instructions to the woman, she asks, “Can you tell me what’s wrong with me, doctor?”

Dr.: “Yeah. You don’t drink enough water.”

One Liner

Puns that accurately foretell the future are punforseeable.