A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.!”

“Really,” answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?'”

“Twelve-thirty.”

One Liner
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
–Lowery’s Law

Thought for the day
Establish a planned schedule. Proverbs 13:16 says, “A wise man plans ahead. A fool doesn’t” (LB). If you fail to plan, you’re planning to fail. You need to designate some specific time slots each week for the things you need to do. Whatever it is, put it on your calendar. And if it’s a big task, break it down into small pieces. Break it into bite-size pieces.