Humor – December 23

Signs of Christmas
Toy Store: “Ho, ho, ho spoken here.”

Bridal boutique: “Marry Christmas.”

Outside a church: “The original Christmas Club.”

At a department store: “Big pre-Christmas sale.

Come in and mangle with the crowd.”

A Texas jeweler store: “Diamond tiaras — $70,000.

Three for $200,000.

A reducing salon: “24 Shaping Days until Christmas.”

In a stationery store: “For the man who has everything…

a calendar to remind him when payments are due.”

One LINER
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. Burton Hillis

Thought for the day
The Wise Men asked, “Where is the baby who was born to be the king of the Jews?” (Matthew 2:2a NCV)

The Wise Men were seeking Jesus. Wise men and women still seek him today.

There are two kinds of people in life when it comes to truth: speculators and seekers. Speculators make guesses about the truth. Speculators think they know what God is like.

 

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