TECH SUPPORT PROBLEM

Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”

Customer: “Okay.”

Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”

Customer: “No.”

Tech Support: “Okay. Right-click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”

Customer: “No.”

Tech Support: “Okay, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”

Customer: “Sure. You told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click.’ Twice!”

One Liner
The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.

Thought for the day
God is watching what you do, even when no one else is. “Work hard so God can say to you, ‘Well done.’ Be a good workman, one who does not need to be ashamed when God examines your work” (2 Timothy 2:15 LB).