For the kid in all of us:

Q. What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant on Valentine’s Day?
A. I love you a ton!

Q. What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine’s Day?
A. You mean a great dill to me!

Q. What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day?
A. Let me call you Tweet heart!

One Liner
Thinly sliced cabbage.
–Cole’s Law

Thought for the day
People who excel sharpen their skills. They never stop developing, growing, learning, and improving: “If your ax is dull and you don’t sharpen it, you have to work harder to use it. It is smarter to plan ahead” (Ecclesiastes 10:10 TEV). It takes more than desire to excel; it takes skill! Remember: You’re never wasting time when you’re sharpening your “ax.”