A woman walks into a post office and notices a middle-aged,
well-dressed man standing at the counter methodically placing
“Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. As he seals
each envelop he sprays it with a puff of perfume.

The woman’s curiosity gets the better of her, so she goes up to the
man and asks what he is doing. The man replies, “I’m
sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”

“But why?” she asks.

“Because I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.

One Liner
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

Thought for the day
People who excel keep their word. They are reliable. They can be counted on to do what they say they’ll do. They excel because people of integrity are rare in our society: “Everyone talks about how loyal and faithful he is, but just try to find someone who really is!” (Proverbs 20:6 TEV)