You have just received the Amish Virus.

Since we do not have electricity nor computers, you are on the honor system. Please delete all of your files.

I thanketh thee,

Abe

One Liner
I just wish once someone would call me “Sir” without adding, “You’re making a scene.”

Thought for the day
King David wrote, “There was a time when I wouldn’t admit what a sinner I was. But my dishonesty made me miserable and filled my days with frustration” (Psalm 32:3 LB).

This reminds me of a sign I saw the other day: “A clean engine produces more power.” That’s true in humans, too. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the man who wrote “Sherlock Holmes,” once pulled a prank on 12 prominent Englishmen. He sent them an anonymous note that said, “All is found out. Flee at once.” Within 24 hours, eight of those men had left the country! Guilt destroys your confidence.