Although we were being married in New Hampshire, I wanted to add a touch of my home state, Kansas, to the wedding. My fiancee, explaining this to a friend, said that we were planning to have wheat rather than rice thrown after the ceremony.

Our friend thought for a moment. Then he said solemnly, “It’s a good thing she’s not from Idaho.”

[For those outside the US, Idaho is known for its potatoes…rimshot!]

One Liner
A long-haul trucker offered this tip for staying awake on the road: “Put a $100 bill in your left hand and hold it out the window.”

Thought for the day
If God gives a man wealth and property … he should be grateful and enjoy what he has … it is a gift from God. Ecclesiastes 5:19 (GN)

Learning to be content requires that you stop any “when and then” thinking –

“When I am ___________, then I’ll be happy.”

“When I have ___________, then I’ll be happy.”

(You fill in the blanks)