Dr. Mike Wilson asks his patient, “Which do you want first, the good news or the bad news?”

The patient replies, “Give me the good news.”

Dr. Wilson says, “You’re about to have a disease named after you.”

One Liner
“My husband says I never listen to him; at least I think that’s what he said.”

Thought for the day
We can pray that our children will LIVE FOR CHRIST joyfully: “I pray these things while I’m still in the world so that they will have the same joy that I have” (John 17:13, GW).