The bank manager noticed the new clerk was not very good at counting money and adding up figures.

“Where did you get your finance education?” he asked.

“Yale,” replied the lad.

“Oh, that’s quite impressive. And what’s your name?” barked the manager.

“Yim Yohnston,” he replied.

One Liner
Have you ever noticed…. Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Thought for the day
Becoming like Christ is a long, slow process of growth. Spiritual maturity is neither instant nor automatic; it is a gradual, progressive development that will take the rest of your life.

Referring to this process, Paul said, “This will continue until we are … mature, just as Christ is, and we will be completely like him” (Ephesians 4:13 CEV).