First guy: “You look sad, what’s the trouble?”

Second guy: “I’m having domestic problems.”

First guy: “But you’re always bragging that your wife is a pearl!”

Second guy: “She is! It’s the mother-of-pearl that’s a problem.”

One Liner
Q. What do people in Texas call sushi?
A. Bait.

Thought for the day
Jesus said, “According to your faith will it be done to you” (Matthew 9:29 NIV). God wants to pour blessings into all areas of your life – in your family, in your career, in your finances, in your health, in your relationships – but he will do it according to the level of your faith. If you have great faith, you will have great blessing. If you have a little faith, you will receive a little blessing. But if you have no faith, God’s blessing will not be in your life.