There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.

The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, “Congratulations you’re the father of twins!”

He says, “Great! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins.”

The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, “Congratulations you’re the father of triplets!”

He says, “That’s cool! I work for 3M.”

The third father runs screaming out the front door.

The third nurse comes out, and asks, “Where’s the third father?”

One of the other fathers said, “Oh he just ran out the door.”

The nurse asks, “Why?”

He replied, “He works for 7-Up!”

One Liner
The more things change, the more they stay insane.

Thought for the day
We don’t have to let anything enslave us. The Bible says Jesus bought our freedom: “He gave his life to purchase freedom for everyone” (1 Timothy 2:6a NLT). The Greek word for redemption actually refers to slaves who were purchased in a marketplace. In a spiritual sense, all of us were slaves to sin until Jesus purchased us out of the slave market and set us free from sin’s bondage.