On a Sunday morning a couple celebrated their 70th wedding anniversary. In the small church where they had worshiped for many years, the pastor called them forward to be recognized by the congregation and prayed a blessing over them.

Afterward the pastor asked them if there is anything they would like to say to one another in everyone’s presence.

The wife turned to her husband and with a rather weak voice said, “You are tried and true.”

Her husband replied, “HUH?”

“Ahem. You are tried and true.”

“OH YEAH?! WELL I’M TIRED OF YOU, TOO.”

One Liner
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the skunk it could be done.

Thought for the day
“Come to the Lord, the living Stone rejected by people as worthless” (1 Peter 2:4 GW). Jesus is the living stone. He was perfect, but some people still rejected him. Some of you may think, “If I could just be perfect, then I would be accepted.” No! Jesus was perfect, but even he wasn’t accepted by everyone. But, he was “chosen by God as valuable.”