My boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”. He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. “Your wife called, she wants her sign back!”

One Liner
Sign on the back of a motorcyclist’s tee-shirt: “If you can read this, my wife fell off!”

Thought for the day
Bear with each other and forgive one another if any of you has a grievance against someone. Forgive as the Lord forgave you. Colossians 3:13

“He who cannot forgive others destroys the bridge over which he himself must pass.” – George Herbert