Six Days In Jail

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting.

When she went before the judge he asked her, “What did you steal?” she replied, “A can of peaches.”

The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied, “Six.”

The judge then said, “I will give you 6 days in jail.”

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman’s husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

He said, “What is it?”

The husband said “She also stole a can of peas.”

One Liner
“Vacation is a two-week-long experience where money and time race against each other until both are totally exhausted.”

Thought for the day
Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as though you were working for the Lord and not for people. (Colossians 3:23 TEV)

No matter what you do — sweeping the streets, running a corporation, or the work of a stay-at-home mom — your job is more than a job. The Bible says that while you are here on earth, you should use your work as an act of worship.