Humor – May 19

Says one humorist: “Life is unfair. I lost my car keys at a ball game and never found them. I lost my sunglasses at the beach and never found them. I lost my socks in the washing machine and never found them. I lost three pounds on a diet — I found them and five more.”

One Liner
“I’m a pretty patient person – just as long as I’m not kept waiting for anything.”

Thought for the day
“If you continue in My word, then you are truly disciples of Mine” (John 8:31 NASB).

It’s the long-term commitment to learning from Jesus and his Word that makes us his disciples.

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