In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a red sweater for her dog. The clerk suggested that she bring her dog in for a proper fit.

“I can’t do that!” the lady said. “The sweater is a surprise!”

One Liner
“How strange that Nature does not knock, and yet does not intrude!”
~ Emily Dickinson

Thought for the day
“Faith like Job’s cannot be shaken because it is the result of having been shaken.” – Abraham Heschel