Humor – July 6

BABY NAME IDEAS, Part 1

Based on your occupation!

PROFESSION……………………NAME

Lawyer’s daughter……………..Sue

Thief’s son…………………..Rob

Lawyer’s son………………….Will

Doctor ‘s son…………………Bill

Meteorologist’s daughter……….Haley

Steam shovel operator’s son…….Doug

Hair stylist’s son…………….Bob

Homeopathic doctor’s son……….Herb

Justice of the peace’s daughter…Mary

Sound stage technician’s son……Mike

Hot-dog vendor’s son…………..Frank

Gambler’s daughter…………….Bette

Exercise guru’s son……………Jim

One Liner
“If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?”

Thought for the day
Don’t act thoughtlessly, but understand what the Lord wants you to do. Ephesians 5:17 (NLT)

Here’s the key: God’s will for your life begins with a friendship. God is far more interested in having you establish a relationship with him than he is interested in having you follow a set of rules.

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