Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” the director asked. “When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you’ve ever held.”

“Well,” the young man replied, “in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.”

One Liner
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked? 

Thought for the day
“Cast your bread upon the waters, for you will find it after many days” (Ecclesiastes 11:1 RSV).

Whatever you give to God, he multiplies.